An Ugly American – The Citizenship Gold Coin
Welcome to UglyAmerican.com, where the only thing more ridiculous than the headlines… is how much they cost.
So here’s the latest buzz: Everybody’s mad. Why? Because apparently, President Trump is offering a new deal: $5 million gets you a gold coin and a free pass into the United States. That’s right — no background check, no paperwork, no “I was born here.” Just flash five mil and BOOM — welcome to America, here’s your shiny coin.
Buy a Coin, Get a Country — Or Crash With Me for 50 Cents
Welcome to UglyAmerican.com, where the only thing more ridiculous than the headlines… is how much they cost.
So here’s the latest buzz: Everybody’s mad. Why? Because apparently, President Trump is offering a new deal: $5 million gets you a gold coin and a free pass into the United States. That’s right — no background check, no paperwork, no “I was born here.” Just flash five mil and BOOM — welcome to America, here’s your shiny coin.
Now I don’t know about you, but that got me thinking.
If five million dollars gets you citizenship and a collector’s item, what can 50 cents get you?
I’ll tell you what: You can move in with me.
Hand me a Kennedy half dollar, and I’ll give you a room, a couch, and a front-row seat to The Ugly American Experience™. We’ll share a cigar, swap some war stories, maybe record a podcast if the mood’s right. No passport required. Just bring snacks.
And hey, while you’re here — buy a token. Because if we’re going to parody this madness, we might as well mint a few laughs while we’re at it.
Buy a Coin, Get a Country
Get The Token!
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