Trump’s Plane, Pain & Why You Just Buy the Token
Hey there, patriots, malcontents, and confused crypto bros — welcome to UglyAmerican.com, your number one source for sarcasm, smoke, and satire.
So what’s the crisis this week?
Trump’s getting a plane.
Yep. A plane. Big whoop.
And now the whole country’s in meltdown mode.
“Oh no! He’s getting a plane!”
“How dare he!”
“What about my student loans?”
Trump’s Plane, Pain & Why You Just Buy the Token
Look — deep breath, people. Let’s clear this up.
First off, it ain’t even his plane. It’s going to the Pentagon. The big spooky building with all the secrets and the snacks. Trump isn’t flying it to Mar-a-Lago with gold curtains and a disco ball. So let’s not pretend this is some kind of Bond villain lair on wings.
And second — if the man gets a gift, let’s not act like it’s the end of the Republic. It’s not a bribe. It’s a present. Like a fruitcake, but with wings.
But hey, while everyone’s busy hyperventilating, we’re building the real revolution over here.
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