For Just Half a Buck, You Can Live with an Ugly American

Right now, everybody’s fired up.

Why?

Because President Trump — in all his entrepreneurial glory — is apparently offering gold coins for $5 million a pop. Yeah, five mil. And with that coin? Boom — you get to waltz into the United States. Doesn’t matter who you are. No résumé check, no interview. Just flash the coin and you’re in.

And I thought, hold on a second… why am I not in this game?

If people are dropping five mil to get into the country, I’ll make a better deal.

Forget five million — give me half a buck. That’s right. A Kennedy half-dollar. Slide that shiny fifty-cent piece across the table, and you can move in with me.

No paperwork. No embassy visit. Just show up with some pocket change and a decent sense of humor.

And what do you get?
• A room with an Ugly American
• A front-row seat to unfiltered conversation
• A good cigar (if you’re lucky)
• And of course, the chance to buy a token

Because come on… everything’s better with a token. It’s 2025. You want in on the action? You need to own something digital and ridiculous.

So don’t drop $5 million on a Trump coin.
Hand me 50 cents. Light a cigar. Grab a token.
Let’s make America sarcastic again.

Get The Token!

CA: 5jUzPwRAg4XLVqrkyjUoCu75BAvkXF3fNKnUsi2KjbNe

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https://jup.ag/tokens/5jUzPwRAg4XLVqrkyjUoCu75BAvkXF3fNKnUsi2KjbNe

Not financial or investment advice! Not a paid promotion. No one gave me nuttin’

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