An Ugly American – Trump And Zelensky And Cards

Alright, folks, let’s dive into the bizarre world of geopolitics with a little Ugly American twist. So, Trump was having a conversation with Zelensky, the president of Ukraine, and it went something like this:

Alright, folks, let’s dive into the bizarre world of geopolitics with a little Ugly American twist. So, Trump was having a conversation with Zelensky, the president of Ukraine, and it went something like this:

Who Holds The Cards?

Trump, with that classic confidence, says, “We got all the cards, you don’t have any cards. We hold the power!”
Zelensky, clearly confused, replies, “I’m not talking about cards, I’m talking about security.”
But Trump, undeterred, keeps saying, “We got the cards, all the cards!”

Now, hold up a minute, Mr. Trump. I don’t know about you, but I’ve got some cards myself. Take a look at what I’ve got:
• Credit card – you know, for all those things I don’t actually need.
• Coupon card – a lifetime supply of 10% off… if only I could remember where I left it.
• Playing cards – just in case I want to bet on whether this conversation makes sense.
• Business cards – look at me, I’m networking even when the world’s burning down around me.

And I’m sure many of you out there have your own cards. Maybe not the cards that Trump’s talking about, but cards in your wallet, your pocket, or your purse that somehow make you feel like you’re holding power. But let’s be honest, none of these cards hold real power, do they?

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